Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
Kiu please look at this or I’m going to torment you linking it everywhere you have an account.
breaking news mass epidemic of journalists smooching vampires
“Oh my vord, I can hear ze little heartbeat!”
In Which Sacharissa has Otto’s child first and Otto is incredibly in love with his lil daughter* and an awkward lanky William is confused about the new anklebiter cuz he’s the one who’s actually married to Sacharissa, this weird relationship with Otto aside**, but also very happy for Otto and Sacharissa who are a bit older than him and gets him a bit of parenting practice in- after all, he hasn’t had much of a parenting example set for him before.
*Many many attempts at a family portrait of all four of them ensue.
**Not that William doesn’t love both Otto and Sacharissa, and at the same time he’s also a bit relieved that his child isn’t first. It’s just a good thing that he runs most of the media in Ankh Morpork because this is the kind of scandal that the enterprising public interest loves to chew on.
i saw Star Trek and I wish the whole movie had been about them being a super fashionable space biker gang with their space-leather jackets.
ive never drawn this guy or played this game but i think im startin to feel him
also hey you can see me slowly remembering how to draw